I’m only up to the end of season 3, which probably makes this list a bit spoilery…

HEROES DRINKING GAME:

• Drink every time someone is given additional powers to get the writer’s out of a corner.
• Drink every time a major plot line is completely abandoned (Claire’s a lesbian right?)
• Drink every time a character’s consistently evil past is ignored and someone gives them another chance to screw them over.
• Drink every time a Hero could have solved a problem by ACTUALLY USING THEIR SUPER POWERS but chose not to.
• Drink every time Hiro’s brain tumor is cured by a dream (so far this has only happened once).
• Drink every time you get fucking sick of reading ALL of Hiro and Ando’s dialog in subtitles WE TOTALLY GET IT, THEY’RE JAPANESE!!!
• Drink every time Claire seems to forget that her blood cures death in others, so it really doesn’t matter if anyone she cares about dies.
• Drink every time you have no idea who Noah works for any more.
• Drink every time it’s obvious the FX budget has run out and they show a “power” off screen or with simple lighting effects.
• Drink every time a characters actions completely betray any previous character development (WARNING: This is guaranteed to kill you).