Just as he’s leaving work, a programmer gets a text message from his wife
On your way home, can you go to the store and buy bread? If they have eggs, get 6.
45 minutes later, the man walks into the kitchen with 6 loaves of bread.
“What the fuck?” the wife asks, “I asked you to get one loaf of bread. Why the hell did you get six?”
“Well,” he replies, “they had eggs…”