Nov 2008
25

You naughty sex offender

In America, a person on the sex offender’s register isn’t allowed to live with in 1000feet of a place where children congregate.

But what makes you a sex offender…?

  • You might be a sex offender if… you ever paid for a prostitute in New York
  • You might be a sex offender if… you use a stolen credit card to hire a stripper in New York
  • You might be a sex offender if… You had sex with a teenager while you were a teen yourself
  • You might be a sex offender if… you have ever given your kids too much information when giving “the birds and the bees” speech
  • You might be a sex offender if… you allow your teenage daughter to have sex or don’t do enough to stop her from getting knocked up
  • You might be a sex offender if… you are a teen and you take pictures of yourself and send it to other teens
  • You might be a sex offender if… you have oral sex with an intoxicated partner
  • You might be a sex offender if… you look at a child too long in Maine
  • You might be a sex offender if… you grab the arm of a 14 year old girl to chastise her for stepping in front of your moving car

And there’s more here

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