Something is wrong in the land of your hero. I’m actually getting decisions made.
It started when I finally stopped pissing around and went out and bought a new mobile phone. It has much shininess, including touch screen, GPS, motion sensors and seriously cool little gadgets. I am in much love. It’s only spoiled slightly by the fact the battery only lasts a day if you spend lots of time playing silly games and Orange don’t stock the car chargers.
Then I went out and bought myself a new watch. Made from shiny (and not so shiny) titanium effort with a photovoltaic face so it doesn’t go the way of my old watch when they stop making the seals.
The car has not only been washed, it’s been vacuumed and polished (more accurately, Polished I suppose) inside and out.
The only thing left to do is to buy a new hat and the Four Horsemen will be able to settle their tab at the Wagon and Horses, saddle up and do their thing…
Tags: fashion, random comparison
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